Tag Archives: Humor

*My Top 10 best of the worst funny’s X Factor… Lil x-mas present to my followers*

This dude had me ON THE FLOOR… He sounds like he’s in pain doesn’t he? He always makes my day when I watch this! LMMFAS= Laughing my mother fucking ass off Duffy- Mercy- Even though this woman totally annihilated a song I love I couldn’t help but fall in love with this lil mental patient, too […]

*ATTENTION LADIES & GENTLEMEN! MOTHER NATURE STRIKES AGAIN! PMS LOL RANT!*

Hey beautiful people and… men! Again… I wish you Seasons greetings from Santa’s little Slut… (After that poem, I don’t think I will ever be called anything else by my friends at Christmas… Those fuckers! You would have thought they would have stopped me and sat me down and told me to shut up… BUT […]

*Seasons Greetings from Santa’s Little Slut*

  Seasons Greetings  my Beautiful Bloggers I thought I would treat you with a little X-Mas Filth, written by yours truly… Everyone has to make themselves look like a prick sometimes… it’s fun! 🙂 The only reason I have the below poem/song… Is because I performed it on a Tube for strangers and my friends […]

*A Laughing SEX Rant & Debate! Casting Christian Grey- 50 Shades Movie*

*VS* *THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE CHRISTIAN GREY* ONLY ONE MAN CAN PLAY BEAUTIFUL FUCKED UP FIFTY… THERE WERE TALKS OF: OR PLAYING CHRISTIAN GREY… NO, NO, NO!!! I DO NOT see it at all! FIRSTLY, it is UNCANNY… These two guys could be twins! Plus… they look like KIDS for fuck sake! IF THEY […]

*Boob grabber’s, strike again!*

So I went out on Saturday in Central London to a few bars and then we hit a club. I got pretty drunk to be honest… Not out of control drunk… I actually handle my drink very well… We hadn’t even planned to GO to a club on Saturday night at all but like most great nights out, […]

*DUMBASS COLLEAGUE INFURIATION RANT!*

You know when you have a serious problem with your job, when you feel the way I do. When every day you are fighting to hold back your true feelings about your colleagues… When you find yourself unable to concentrate because you would rather be writing about what absolute assholes the majority of them are […]

*A little too ironic… life is a funny thing!*

Hey girls & guys! = ] So my Mum was in East Surrey Hospital in the UK about to have an operation… I find this in the Surgery Admissions Lounge library! A place where people are scared already! A place they are supposed to be relaxing in. Is this messed up or what? I had to take pictures didn’t I, […]