Star sign: Libra *It is a well known fact that Libra is the best star sign in the entire Zodiac…
Anyone who violates this fact will be shot and survivors, shot again* = ]
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5ft 2
Body Type: Voluptuous, thick and busty-licious
Shoe Size: 3
Race: Mixed Black & White- African, English, Jamaican and Irish
Religion: I was raised a Catholic… I am still unsure what I believe in to be honest…
Regrets: NONE… every single downfall in my life has taught me valid and valuable lessons, some much harder then others but lessons none the less.
I hope to pass these on to you and help you see yourself through my eyes in order to straighten out the creases in your life as I did/am currently doing in mine.
Worst Traits: Over excitable (I guess this is annoying sometimes), mild anger issues (when pushed), sometimes moody (within reason), impatient, impulsive, sometimes loud, although I am starting to wonder if I am a bit deaf from constant music blasting full volume directly into my ears causing severe ear drum damage from ear phone abuse, too kind at times.
Best Traits: Confident, Friendly, Great at listening and giving advice, understanding, forgiving, Good memory, Hard working, organized, honest, confident, loyal, not easily embarrassed. I would do anything however stupid or crazy I might look just to make the people I care about most laugh.
Loves: My stupid laugh which seems to be infectious, girl power, I was heavily influenced by the spice girls as a child so it is inevitable, slightly giving away my age a bit and I know it’s sad but… leave it yeah! People who speak their mind however appropriate/inappropriate it may be, laughing until I can barely breathe, being in love, music, poetry, clothes, shoes, originality, sunsets, movies & cartoons, Chinese astrology, psychology, money, whether that’s wrong or right of me, I like feeling secure plus this swag of mine doesn’t happen magically, which is very unfortunate but I am just being honest. My biggest loves are my family, friends and my god children.
Hates: Bullies, spiders, heights, although I am considering a sky dive for charity to help conquer my fear, It will either be amazing once the vomit and shit dries from the g-force or I will die in which case you will probably all guess when I haven’t updated this in a while. People with no sense of originality, stupid/dumb people and the orange chicks, yeah you know them they are everywhere… the Crayola gang banged your face type chicks that think too much make up is somehow just not enough, they should think of all the things there makeup has ruined… tut tut pat yourself on the back tango face! Bummy. waste of space type people with no focus/goals or ambition in life.
I will touch down on every aspect of life I have learned so far from men from happiness to anger issues,
to the bastard colleague you secretly wish you could stab LOL.
My blog is about Life as a whole, motivation, inspiration, love, relationships, communication and every day life and world issues…
It will be a long ride but as I work through all the different topics that spring to mind, I hope you can learn and relate with an open mind the way I have with others.
Have faith in me as much as I have faith in you supporting me the way I will you.
*A little Therapy*
Repeat the below to yourself whenever you feel weak:
(It easily puts things into perspective in a strengthening manner in a way that anyone can understand… Give it a try)
I am strong because I know my weaknesses;
I am beautiful because I am aware of my flaws,
I am fearless because I learned to recognize illusion from real…
I am wise because I learn from my mistakes,
I am a lover because I have felt hate and I can laugh because I have known true sadness.
Did it help?
Everything happens for a reason, it is what you do with the knowledge you gain that is most important.
NEVER give up on yourself.
So smile = ]
The one person you can always rely on is you, don’t let it get to you when people let you down, it will happen again and again, just get to know who you are and once you have unconditional love for YOU, things change automatically.
My words are just a guide but at the end of the day it is you that needs to walk the path and as much as people can support you change starts from within and will only ever happen if YOU are willing to help yourself.
Don’t take yourself too seriously be serious when it is needed (obviously) but sometimes when you fuck up, just say FISH! (Fuck it shit happens) YOLO! (You only live once) Laugh at yourself and remember nobody is perfect, we all fuck up!
If we didn’t fuck up we wouldn’t learn would we?!
In my opinion to become old and wise, you must start off young and wild.
Two important sayings my Mum taught me from a young age:
We fall so that we can learn to pick ourselves up.
If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got.
Expect the best, prepare for the worst, fuck what others think about you, do your own thing.
*Very valuable sayings in life, very true as obvious if you don’t change your route, you are not going to see different scenery are you?*
The hardest and most rewarding lesson in life is *CHANGE*
YOLO elaborated: You only live once (This isn’t a way of me telling you to drink, smoke, act a fool and piss your life away doing fuck all productive, YOLO means to go out and do something special with your life that matters and makes you happy, YOLO (Chose wisely)
I wish girls ruled the world and if every female used Vagenda wisely instead of being a moany bitch at times (we are all guilty) maybe I wouldn’t cringe so much when I hear Beyonce singing: “Who runs the world!? GIRLS!”
For the meaning of Vagenda Vixen, please see my first entry.
Well I bet you feel like you know me a bit better now don’t you? Which is how it should be, would you listen and trust somebody you don’t know? Well then! I can’t stand those selfish assholes that put one boring or even witty, shitty sentence in the “about me section”.
I hope you enjoy my blog!