*WELCOME ROB… MY FIRST GUEST BLOGGER!*

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***Hey beautiful bloggers!***

I recently did a guest blog called SHIT for the lovely Rob

over at Seasons of Insanity. So as he was my very

first ask to guest blog, it was only right I let him

take my “Guest blogging virginity!”.

Now the thing I love about Robs blog most is

just like me there are NO real limits. He loves

Zombies but not in that way… If you want to see

what I am talking about check it out for yourself.

He is a great blogger and such a funny guy and a great writer.

He and his wife blog and I love reading the way they interact

and banter on the comments. It is so cute. I am proud to introduce my

first guest Blogger Rob be sure to follow his blog!

Over to you Rob!

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***Are They Real Or Fake? ***
 
Who The Fuck Cares!?
 
I was graciously asked to be Vagenda Vixen’s
first guest blogger and though I have been the
“first” for many I never had someone ask me to
actually pop their cherry.  Normally it just…
sort of happens. 
 
So of course I said yes,
who would pass up an opportunity like this?
 
I mean really.  Then I got to thinking,
what I should talk about.
  What can I say that can be the most vile,
the most sexually explicit,
the most raunchiest thing I can come up with that
would make her step back and say;
 
“Oh my God, why did I ask him to do this?”
 
and realized…
there wasn’t a damn thing I could blog about
that would make her say that.
  She is worse than me.
 
So then I thought to myself.
 What can I blog about that will have
her followers screaming…
 
“Son of Satin!
He has got to be the most perverted person
I have ever come across in my entire life!”
then I realized there is nothing
I can write to make her followers say that.
If they are following her and
she is worse than me then
nothing I say will have
that impact on them.
 
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Then it hit me.
Let’s talk about one thing I love.
There are many things I love
but one in particular is boobs,
titties, knockers, hooters,
jugs, love mammaries of the Gods.
  I like boobs, ah hell I love boobs.
 
Always have. I don’t care if they are real or fake,
boobs are boobs to me.
They bounce, sway, jiggle,
and just beg to be touched.
My wife and I have had this conversation
before and there are many men
who “claim” they don’t like fake boobs.
 
Well I say any normal man is not going to
tell a naked woman who he is about to have
sex with him to stop, get dressed and get out
because her boobs aren’t real.
Sorry but that just doesn’t pass
the common sense factor to me.
 
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Small, medium, large, a little saggy or perky,
teardrop or rounded, real or fake I don’t give a shit,
they are natures milk jugs and were meant to be licked,
touched, caressed, sucked, fondled, fucked,
admired, improved when she wants them to be,
and worshiped by both men and women alike.
 
They say women get what they want because they got the pussy,
well I say they get what they want because they got the titties.
Yea sure there are guys out there with man-boobs
but that’s not exactly appealing and not
what I’m talking about.  I’m talking about those
lovely things on a woman’s chest.
 
  They say they don’t like them to be stared at yet they wear
clothing with a LOT of cleavage specifically to show them off.
  What does that say other than “LOOK AT MY TITTIES!” 
That’s why when you see a woman in a bar
or a night club their boobs
are half hanging out and there’s more cleavage
then theGrand Canyon.  Which we just
love cleavage anyway.
 
 It’s great for motorboating.  There is just so much you
can do with boobies.  Watch a porno they do it all.
You can rub them in our faces,
we can use them for the “money shot”
and if they are large enough you ladies
can lick your own titties and God help us if there
are two sets of boobs present cause we
all know there is nothing hotter than a woman playing
with another woman’s ta ta’s.
 
Ahh those beautiful mountains
are like Everest, waiting to be climbed on, why?
 Because they are there.  You need no other reason than that.
 Then of course you can’t forget about when you go to sleep,
it makes it so much easier to sleep, with your arm around your lover,
your body right up against hers,
and your hand cupping that gorgeous jug.
 
Now I said before that there are some guys that say
they don’t like fake boobs.
 They don’t like the feel of them.
That may be true but I still say they won’t turn
down sex because they are fake.  I also say there is
something mentally wrong with them to start with to
say they don’t like them just because they are fake.
  There is absolutely nothing wrong with a pair of fake boobies.
  So ladies be proud of your boobies, whether they are real or fake.
 If your man doesn’t like your boobies, well guess what there are
about 2 million other men out there who will appreciate
them and show them the respect they deserve.
So ladies you know you got them, you know we want them.
 
You like showing them off, so just admit it and be proud
of your knockers! Whether they are real or fake… Because we sure are.

 

great boob job
 
 
Thanks Rob…  I love this post!
 
LMFAO!
 
As a big boobies girl myself…
 
I can totally relate!
 
See Boob Grabbers for more info.
 
Rob I am honored and hope
 
you will guest blog again soon!
 
Make sure you follow Rob at:
 
 
For now that is all…
 
Love always…
 
~Vagenda Vixen~
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50 comments

  1. Oh, Rob…I so knew you’d go there with the cherry popping…who could resist? If you didn’t make the comment…I would’ve! As for the Ta-ta’s…I’m gonna tell you something I’ve observed over the years. When asking most of my guy friends about what body part drew them most to women I got 3 answers. “Legs, butts & boobs” The straight ones all said legs or asses. My gay friends said boobs. Just sayin’. 😉 (They said it’s cause it’s the one thing their boyfriends didn’t have.) You know I love you both!

    1. radaronelson · · Reply

      Are you implying I’m gay cause I like boobies? hmmm I like ass, long legs, lips, and pussy too. Pretty sure that makes me straight.

      1. Or bi–at the very least…LMAO! Sorry…couldn’t resist. Though, I’m pretty sure you’re straight, too. I’m sure Shannon would weigh in to agree with you on this one. 🙂

      2. Or bi–at the very least…LMAO! Sorry…couldn’t resist. Though, I’m pretty sure you’re straight, too. I’m sure Shannon would weigh in to agree with you on this one. 🙂

      3. radaronelson · ·

        Yes she would would lol

      4. All done and updated Robbie! That is what I am gonna call you from now on… The decision is made!

      5. radaronelson · ·

        LOL, well then, okay. Thanks.

    2. LOL Aww you killed it with the gay bit Kitt! 🙂 I see it as straight guys like boobs, bi-curious like bums and both seem to like legs… More the straight guys from what I have seen. I love you too Kitty and hope you are well as always! I have not started any of the books yet but will let you know when I have. The cherry popping made me laugh I like it! You both know me… naughty Vixen! XMwAhX to you both!

      1. LOL! I am only going to say this…I have never had my breasts so openly played with by so many people as I have at a gay bar… It was hilarious. “Ooh! Boobies! How fun! They’re all perky and stuff.” And it was not at all sexual…LMAO!

      2. LOL! I am only going to say this…I have never had my breasts so openly played with by so many people as I have at a gay bar… It was hilarious. “Ooh! Boobies! How fun! They’re all perky and stuff.” And it was not at all sexual…LMAO!

      3. LOL! I am only going to say this…I have never had my breasts so openly played with by so many people as I have at a gay bar… It was hilarious. “Ooh! Boobies! How fun! They’re all perky and stuff.” And it was not at all sexual…LMAO!

    3. Your nuts Kitt, but I love it!! Start a blog together the both of you (you and hubs!) That would be hilarious!

  2. radaronelson · · Reply

    I sent you an update. I added 2 paragraphs.

    1. Damn let me update for you sir! I am on it

  3. Kitt you are too excited with that post comment button I swear LOL well you know me… Gay Bar’s or just a normal Club… the booby grabbers always get me… I will show you my cleavage soon and you will understand why… The girls are worse then the gay men Ha-Ha

  4. radaronelson · · Reply

    Reblogged this on Seasons Of Insanity and commented:
    I had the honor of popping Vagenda Vixen’s Guest Blogger cherry today. So please take a look if your not scared. Browse her site. Leave a comment and follow her.

  5. He is a boob man that’s for sure.. but he doesn’t complain either when “I’m in charge”.. so yeah.. I’ve told him before he’s bi… lol… Me?? I fucking love boobies… I play with my own… why?? Cause I can!

    1. Shanny you double killed it! LOL 🙂 Love your response! I love my boobies too… I cant imagine life without them… The thought hurts me!

      1. when I lost my weight.. sadly I went from a full C cup to a B cup.. 😦 I miss my girls.. I loved my girls… I guess since I cant afford to buy new girls.. I just need to find a girlfriend with great one’s that I can play with…

    2. radaronelson · · Reply

      Wait, when did I become Bi?

      1. LOL… that first time I wore the strap on

      2. radaronelson · ·

        Okay fine, there might be a 3% chance even though it hasn’t been explored and I did only do that because you wanted too and you know I would anything to make you happy.

      3. and you enjoyed it… the huge ending told me you did

      4. radaronelson · ·

        Well that’s neither here nor there.

      5. LOL Go Shanny! OMG I’m laughing so hard, you 2 are funny I love it!

  6. Girls should have boobies on there back so we have something to grab on to when we dance

    1. LOOOOOOL I don’t remember the last time I laughed this much! That is wrong!

  7. :(. . . .I went from a D to a C when I lost my weight. I want to lose more weight, but I don’t want it coming off my boobs!! lol

    1. radaronelson · · Reply

      Two words: boob Job. They can be your life saver.

  8. As ususal you do not fail to send me to the floor laughing hysterically…dud have you thought about doing stand-up comedy?!!!

    1. radaronelson · · Reply

      No there is a thought. I need to do something if I can’t find a job. Though I have no way of knowing how to even start.

      1. look up local clubs in your area and find out when they have open mic nights..just show up and sign up and go on stage and just talk like you write……

      2. radaronelson · ·

        Gosh that sounds cool but what would I talk about?

      3. omg—the same shit you write about here—the stalker lady, the boobs, the sex, people that make you crazy—all of it……..

      4. radaronelson · ·

        I will definitely give it a lot of thought. I have no problems talking in front of people when I know what I’m going to say but that sounds kinda scary. LOL. what if they boo me? That’s like a huge commitment.

      5. so what if you get boo’d….just find the stuff on your blog that people say is hysterical and start with that..you are bascially just talking your blog posts……

      6. radaronelson · ·

        I will think about it. I will be honest the thought scares me. I like the idea but it scares me. Shit I don’t even sing on Karaoke nights and in my opinion I’m a damn good singer. lol Though I have been sitting here running this whole scenario of me on stage running through these blogs in my head lol

      7. why not, until you get that other job…you just never know….Roseanne did not start her career until she was 40….

      8. radaronelson · ·

        I’ve just always done things I knew 100 percent I would succeed at. If I thought I might fail even just a little bit I always shied away. Not to say I haven’t been wrong and failed I just don’t like going into something knowing I could. It’ll take a lot of courage build up for me.

      9. 4You just described every man out in the world–part of the male wiring won’t do do something if they think they can fail….well I think you can do it. You are very funny—don’t see why what you write on the page wont translate to the stage…….start by finding clubs and checking them out before you give it a try……

      10. radaronelson · ·

        Thank you for the confidence in me. I do appreciate it a lot. I’ll definitely talk it over with Shannon and give it a lot of thought. I have thought about it in the past but always dismissed it.

      11. Never dismiss something you are good at! I agree, you can do it. In my poem post I said that if you find a job you love then you are no longer working, just getting paid to do something you love! Before giving up you gotta try! Don’t worry so much about rejection, if you start with the posts people love the most and find funniest its half the battle won! Believe in yourself a bit more I am sure your wife will agree 🙂 and best wishes with it!

      12. radaronelson · ·

        Thank you I do appreciate it.

      13. No need to thank us hun… We are merely speaking the truth as we see it! 🙂

      14. radaronelson · ·

        LOL well thank you again?

      15. You are welcome Robbie! LOL

  9. Never dismiss something you are good at! I agree, you can do it. In my poem post I said that if you find a job you love then you are no longer working, just getting paid to do something you love! Before giving up you gotta try! Don’t worry so much about rejection, if you start with the posts people love the most and find funniest its half the battle won! Believe in yourself a bit more I am sure your wife will agree 🙂 and best wishes with it!

  10. christinasparxisnotawhore · · Reply

    I fucking LOVE boobies! Mine, my friends, on TV, in passing… Ah boobies! 🙂 Great post, really enjoyed reading this.

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