Hey Beautiful blog faces!
***HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013***
I hope you all had a GREAT New Years Eve!
Mine was eventful to say the least…
I really did enjoy myself, well for the beginning of the
night I did… Being with my lover his lil bro, friends, parents and their
friends was pretty fun… It was only when our evening was
diverted to budgetparty.com/chavcentral that I was
becoming a little erm… Let’s say irate! 🙂
We were supposed to be going to a classy
event in a lovely posh hotel… BUT NO!
I ended up paying £80.00 instead of £30.00
for a vomit covered cab ride at the end of the night!
I have never seen so much vomit…
I was honestly unsure if It would ever stop!
So we walked in to the party around 1am,
I looked around and straight away
knew we were way to nicely dressed to
be in a shit-hole like this…
But we were already there so it was like;
“AH FUCK IT!
Plus that was SO last year! 🙂
OLD NEWS NOW!
New Years Resolutions:
I HAVE given up smoking and I am
very much replacing unhealthy foods with
healthy ones and replacing cigarettes for exercise…
I am actually going to read my own posts:
to help me prepare and get my shit together.
I strongly believe in practising what you preach!
I will elaborate more on this in the coming weeks.
Lets see how I am doing by then…
I am sure I will better in the next few days!
To be honest the last few days of non-smoking
have been easy… It’s only when I started feeling a little
better from being ill that I started to crave smoking.
All I have to do is not beat the living shit
out of my colleagues when I return to work
tomorrow after being off sick…
LORD HELP ME…
For those who don’t know how I feel about
my work colleagues please see my post:
In the last few days I have SUCCESSFULLY given up smoking
DEATH OF CIGARETTE 1:15am Tuesday Morning,
I met my future hubby’s parents and little bro,
was projectile vomited on by the 16-year-old little bro,
slept, rested, talked, watched dvd’s and just been super lazy and ill,
received 2 blogging awards, the Liebster Blog Award from the lovely:
Saved in Drafts and the Reality Blog Award from the lovely
Tuttacronaca both amazing blogs, please have a gander!
Some funny and interesting stuff!
What touches me most is that these are new
followers of mine and it means more when
they have been following me such a short time.
I am nothing without people like this and people
Plus anyone else that has been quite active on my blog recently
that did not show up on my report as much…
Thank you people… Honestly!
You make me so happy!
I will sort out the Award posts soon and nominate
my own choices etc so please don’t think I am
being rude, I am just getting over being ill and
not in the right frame of mind
to post properly yet… Bare with me!
So, on the on the 29th of December I hit
100 followers, this was my last post and I just hit 115…
so that’s like 15 new followers in 5/6 days?
WHAT THE SHIT?!
Fucking cool if you ask me!
Thanks people… While I have been away I have been
seriously tired, heartbroken about my vomit covered
beautiful brand new new baby pink studded suede wedges
and brand new vomit covered beautiful little black dress.
(Yeah! Thanks Lil Man) hung-over too, Trying to
figure out how to use my new Kindle like
a mildly retarded fool and I have been seriously ill
and missed the last 2 days back at work!
I had a disgusting case of:
So please know that I will be back soon and I
miss writing and all of you guys!
Just writing this took me ages and great concentration.
We all know that Vagenda Vixen can talk for England.
Most of the time if anything, I try to shorten my posts…
Because I simply talk too damn much sometimes! 🙂
Anyway… I THINK this post makes sense…
Sorry if that is not true.
So moving on…
The WordPress.com stats helper dudes prepared a 2012
annual report for lil Miss Vagenda Vixen… HOW COOL!
Check it out, it has actual moving fireworks and everything…
I found it somewhat entertaining… Is that sad?
In fact I fucking loved it and I don’t care if that is sad!
Here’s an excerpt:
600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012.
This blog got about 3,000 views in 2012.
(In 3 months)
If every person who reached the top of Mt.
Everest viewed this blog,
it would have taken 5 years to get that many views.
*VAGENDA VIXEN’S ANNUAL 2012 REPORT*
From September 3rd- today this blog has been active…
77 countries it has been viewed in!
WHAT THE SHIT!!! 🙂
I just wanted to say thanks and BRB homies!
Love always… Best wishes for 2013!