*THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE CHRISTIAN GREY*
ONLY ONE MAN CAN PLAY BEAUTIFUL FUCKED UP FIFTY…
THERE WERE TALKS OF:
PLAYING CHRISTIAN GREY…
NO, NO, NO!!!
I DO NOT see it at all!
FIRSTLY, it is UNCANNY…
These two guys could be twins!
Plus… they look like KIDS for fuck sake!
IF THEY GET THIS WRONG… IT COULD BE THE END OF A FEW CAREER’S
*60 MILLION COPIES OF THE TRILOGY SOLD WORLD WIDE!*
I am more than halfway through 50 Shades Darker… 2 books down, 1 to go!
Until my break-up earlier this year
and the new introduction to the “lack of sex” kind of life…
I honestly didn’t think I would own
the trilogy… Now let me tell you something…
I will NEVER, EVER take sex for granted again… Ha-ha
The books though… Jeeze!
In 10 years, I have not been MORE addicted to a book,
then I have with this… TOTALLY hooked.
I had to see what all the fuss was about…
Now I see…
I have honestly never been so turned on by a book in my life!
It’s pretty fucked up when I am on the bus reading it…
Getting a bit hot and sweaty… 😉
In fact it’s pretty fucked up wherever I am unless I am alone.
The weird old guy on the Tube sitting opposite,
staring at the cover of my book…
You can see it in his disapproving stare… he’s thinking;
“Ah the youth of today… Fucking whore!”
I LOVE IT!
All 50 shades of it!
Even though I am 24 I know I look really young…
It’s bull shit!
“It’s just a book dude, have a word!”
(Although saying that, earlier this year
I saw a guy who looked around 85,
in a sex shop in Amsterdam…
Seeing him holding a boxed up strap on
with a load of sexy lingerie in his basket,
I had to say something so I asked him where he found
the fish net crotch-less body stocking in red,
I told him I had been looking everywhere for one…
Thought it would be a laugh, it really was!
I don’t even want to think of who he was buying for…
All in super size…
This old man was a Super freak, love that!
It was quite a surprise to see, I don’t know who felt
more awkward… me or him!
But what a priceless moment!)
*BACK TO 50 SHADES*
I would read this on my lunch break,
on my way home,on my way to work…
It’s insanely hot, the first few chapters I
was thinking, so where is the sex… 1 book down and
halfway through the 2nd, the sex doesn’t seem to stop!
BUT! It is not JUST about the sex with these books,
it’s the story and the characters,
you fall in love with them and you feel like
you really know them well, personally…
That is the mark of a phenomenal writer,
In my opinion and I would like to see
more from E L James in 2013…
I wonder if she can ever top 50 Shades?
I also noticed that a lot of the “scenes” created
in the stories of Christian and Ana are from
well-known chick flicks.
This is something me and my Mum noticed when
discussing the books whilst watching,
Pretty Woman… (Amazing film)
Nobody really cares about who plays Ana…
Or should I say, I don’t care…
Any pale brunette is a winner, fuck it!
It’s all about Christian, the beautiful mess of a man.
The reason women are leaving their husbands…
Or the reason the husbands are happy as fuck.
Sometimes it only takes a glimpse of the possibilities…
The opportunities and introduction to a whole
new world of seduction, passion and excitement.
A door opens, marriages are saved, broken,
spiced up… All from 1 writer, 3 books.
E L James
Because after reading these books,
they can’t go back to their dull sex lives.
Hell to the Nizzo!
They can’t bare the though of that shit…
People find some of what they are missing and that’s it!
The end of life as they know it…
They want more!
My first thought was that Ryan Reynolds should play Christian,
for obvious reasons, the guy is SUPER HOT!
Then someone very special to me pointed out Christian Bale.
A genius suggestion, to say the least!
*THEY EVEN SHARE THE SAME NAME!?*
It is a major sign! Ha-ha…
So I started looking at pictures.
As much as I think I would like to see Ryan play the role of Grey,
there is no denying that Christian Bale is PERFECT for the part.
But is Christian Bale too old?
Is Ryan Reynolds too soft?
All I know is this is ONE big decision that will
MAKE or BREAK the film…
They can’t afford to fuck this up.
I would also say that Taylor (Christians right hand man)
should be played by:
I think he would be perfect for Taylors role…
My Mum is actually the one who
made me think of Gerrard for this role.
He has the likability, good-looking,
a man who will make any woman feel safe and secure!
I think I see Christian Bale as the winner, just fits.
It is one of those things that will affect
the film from the very start if they don’t get Grey right,
People will be walking out of the Cinema…
Well I am excited to see who will be the chosen one!
Sadly… It doesn’t matter what “lil old me” thinks.
unfortunately, I am not the one in charge.
(Personal note to my followers)
Sorry about all the swearing again guys…
The people I work with are really fucking me off today!
To the point where, I no longer wish to do any
work until next year 2013…
All I care about is writing at the moment!
3 days to go and I am off for the holidays until next year!
SO CASTING CHRISTIAN GREY…
WILL THEY GET IT RIGHT?!
Only time will tell!
Who do you think would be perfect to play Christian Grey?
That is all…